Tag: Funny

The ostrich who wanted to be a comedian

By 17holliec 


 September 1st 3090, they lived an ostrich called Bobby. He wanted to be a fantastic legendary comedian when he was older as he was still a little chick. Bobby lived in a field with his family every single day. He was quite friendly but could peck when he was  getting angry. He  had friends called,  Nancy and bob they would do everything together. After he was waiting for ages. After some years him and his friend decided  to leave his troop and go out to and find a place to perform he had found a car ,which was a Lamborghini ,and it was a tight squeeze but they drove far.


 


They were vibing to some music but then they saw a sign that said “The Big Apple “ he had never heard of the big apple as well as his friends. They went through and could see all different type of animals . He remember he could fill fill his dream of being a legendary  comedian and all of his friend could do they dreams to ,as he remembers the big apple from his dad. They was a wired gate to the entrance I had only seen a grey gate but I saw a fantastic golden gate all of are eyes glistened at the gate. A man wanted to take his car he was so confused but let him take it . Everyone was wearing coulerfl out fits that sparkled in the sun light. We went in all sorts of shops and found out fits they all wore matching ones. Even though it was expensive and they said it was free to take. They went to a salon  Bobby got his feathers plucked as  his friends Nancy had her eyes done and bob got the same as bobby . They  looked amazing.


Bobby ,  nancy and bob had gone round to many places to see if they would let him in  and his friends but they would say no. He got very frustrated as it was his dream of being a comedian . “Hey Nancy do you know when we are going to find a place it is taking forever” explained  bobby. The big apple was really big but not as big as i thought it would be. He went back with is friends and had found his car that was some were creepy but his and his friends camped out in his Lamborghini for the night.


He had been practicing all night and had found someone online that would let us come to proform. He was so happy he woke up his friends and of he went back to the big apple on they way they has got into they sparkly pink out fits Nancy picked them out . He preformed his show  and became a legendary  comedian. As he step out of the room he had had a rush of people come at him. “ Nancy , bob we are famous now”shouted Bobby.


 


This is the end


For now











Owen the Ostrich



 By 17davidp 






There was an Ostrich named Owen.He loved the comedians on the television because he loved jokes.He was born in 2000 March 2 in Ostrich town.


One day in 2009 he watched his favourite comedians called Jack and Oliver, they were the best at the time they made the best jokes in Ostrich town and had the talent sense 2001 one year after Owen was born.He started to make his own jokes and tried to make everyone laugh but everyone dint laugh his jokes were bad.”The horse goes into the bar,the bar tender said why the long face,”Said Owen but it  wasn’t funny like the ones on TV. His dad told him to believed that he could do it and said the he could be a comedian but he needed some practice first. 


He looked on the internet to see what information he could get but it was 2009 and the only thing he had is a Nokia and an old computer that his dad had used in 2001 one year after Owen was born. After trying and trying he finally figured it out and made good jokes it he wanted to be like his favourite comedians. In 2015 when he was 15 we decided to start making fun videos whit jokes and eventually he got lots of views but in 2019 he got the job as a comedian and he finalist got his dream job at 19 years old.


In 2021 he got invited to perform in London as he was as good as his favourite comedians but he did not know that they are coming too. He parked his things and got ready to go to the airport but he didn’t like expensive tickets so he  decided to go whit Ryanair one of the cheapest air lines but had the worst landings it feels like you are bouncing up and down when it lands.The plane has arrived andOwen got on the plane he got the window seat as he always wanted to see the clouds from closer in the sky.




The servants came around to serve the food and Owen loved crisps, as he ate along the flight He started to see the UK and his excitement started to rise like a rocket going into space.




As the plane landed Owen was excited to go and perform the next day.


He got of the plane and called a taxi and went the hotel he  booked for the night.As he arrived the time was 21:12 and he was exhausted after the long journey. He got into his pyjamas and went to sleep.


The net day arrived and Owen got ready for his first performance with his favourite comedians Jack and Oliver. He got the bus to the location of we’re he was going to perform He got ready and performed all night after all of that he was happy. Never give up in your dreams and they will become true.











Tyson Fury Camps Out



 By 17reggief 






In the morning, Tyson and his family get ready to go camping. With their huge family, they pack up their camper van that is full of kids, dogs and tents. After an hour of driving, the arrive at the camp site called Sunnybright. 


Tyson began his camping adventure by collecting loads of wood to make the biggest fire! It took him half an hour to collect the right fire wood. Then he set to work building the pit fire. He stood back to look at creation and saw whispers of smoke and ashes flying. He smiled and knew it was time to start cooking. Paris, Tyson’s wife, cooked a huge meal of beans, sausage, egg and bacon. 


The family were all full up so they decided it was time to go on an adventure. They spotted woodland animals, collected more wood and paddled in the big river. Eventually the decided to go back to their camping spot. Tyson then used his axe to cut down some more trees for the fire. The Gypsy King will never be beaten on the size of his fires! With his dad’s help, the tents for the night were all ready. 


Tyson’s family sat around and sang songs, laughed and told spoooooky stories. Prince put on a comedy show and they were all laughing. The laughter could be heard all through the woods and it woke up a very grumpy bear. 


It was time for the family to get in their sleeping bags and go to sleep. But the bear was only just starting his day and he was angry and hungry. The bear, with he super sniff, could smell the leftovers of bacon and sausages. He followed the scent trail that took him to the sleeping family. 


Tyson had tossing and turning all night, fighting any sleep he needed. When suddenly, he heard the cracking of twigs and low, heavy breathing. Tyson’s heart rate rose. He froze for just a second. Ripping through the material of the tent, 4 long claws swipe at Tyson’s face. He jumped up and shouted, ‘ RAWR.’ But the loud noises didn’t scare the bear. Another swipe of claws. 


There was only one thing for it. Tyson jumped out of the tent, made himself look as big and possible and tried to fight the bear. A right hook, a left hook and a upper cut. The bear was knocked out. The Gypsy King was still unbeaten. 


As the sun rose, the rest of the family woke up. Stepping out their tent, they saw Tyson pulling the knocked out bear into the forest. The family packed up their camping gear, climbed into the car and went home.