The life of the diary, by Jagoda Lukasiak #humorous

The door slammed behind Katie’s back! TEN THIRTY-ONE! She was one minute late! Being one minute late was such a crime in Mrs Humpton’s eyes. In her opinion, if we forgot a single full stop at the end of a sentence we fail English class. And the most atrocious, is she makes everything so boring that you just can’t help it thinking about random things in life. For a simple example, yesterday I for some reason was thinking about how ice cream tastes with ketchup, or even mustard. The day before that, I wondered if there was enough water on earth to fill mars inside.

“ANNIE ANNIE!” Mrs Humpton was now shouting.

“What is a semi colon?” She asked with a furious face.

“Ummmm,” I answered, if you could call it that.

“Then when do you put a comma in your writing?” She tried again.

“When a sentence is too long?” I answered shivering.

“NO!” She scram back at me.

James bursted out laughing. He was followed by a couple of others and after a couple of seconds everyone was loosing their heads, including me. Mrs Humpton’s wig fell off! Before she could even realise Mr long nose, The headteacher, came into the room saying

“Whats going on in here?” 

And he burst out laughing.

This didn’t really get me out of detention, but the only thing I could think of doing in this school jail was just daydream pretending to constantly be listening to all the school rules. It didn’t work out because…

“Annie listen or that will be suspension!” 

It was fair, but I was frustrated. What will I tell my parents if I get suspended in the third day of school?

Falling in love with grandma’s neighbour

Vicky Preye-Ogeh

Falling in love with grandma’s neighbour 

A Summer you will never forget.

Jasmine is a 15 years old who likes to dance and sing. She has lots of friend but recently she had been slacking of on her grades so her parents were not to happy with her about that. 

“Mum I’m home!” Jasmine called out “great now Jasmine we need to talk.” Mum said looking me dead in the eye and oh boy I knew I was in trouble. I asked her what did I do but she continued looking me dead in the eyes like I murdered someone. “Now you have been getting into  a lot of trouble at school and I am unhappy about that, so for the summer you are staying with your grandma.” Said mum looking serious   “NO NO NO IM NOT AND YOUR NOT FORCING ME TO!” Jasmine screamed slamming her door beside her. “JASMINE SNOWDON GET DOWN HERE NOW I AM YOUR MOTHER SO YOU LISTEN TO ME.” My mum said sounding really crossed she even said my full name. I heard my mum stomping down stairs.    “grandma’s house is so boring and old!” Moaned Jasmine as she threw her pillow across the room. Soon after, my mum dropped a box on my bed and went to the car. I wasn’t going to argue with her anymore so I hoped in the car. After ages mum said “We are now in California!” Smiled mum “why you all happy and smiley” mumbled Jasmine as she rolled her eyes. When we arrived grandma greeted us with a smile “why hello dear” grandma said smiling. “ Bye  Jasmine I’ll pick you up when the summer is over bye love you!” Mum smiled while driving away. As we walked in, a cat jumped on me how many cats does this lady have? She showed me and old smelly room as mine. I was walking around the house but then I bumped into someone . I quickly apologised but as I looked up and it was a boy. He apologised then told me his name was Jack I told him my name was Jasmine. I realised that there was a random boy in grandma’s house.

“STRANGER DANGER! BACK AWAY!” Jasmine said taking 2 steps back. Grandma walked in the room and told me that was her neighbour’s son and he takes care of her. He was tall, tan, had brown hair and green eyes. He also had white teeth they were as white as snow. He looked like a model. We started talking and I felt butterflies whenever I talked to him. Unfortunately my fairytale had to end. Summer was over I had to leave but I got his number at least. This was I summer I will never forget.

 

Will they meet again?

Does she think of the boy everyday?

What do you think

Mysteriously Gone

 

  • Mysteriously Gone

Life changing for this girl

Noku Bosha

7.11.23

“I don’t even know if my parents are going to take this well. But I don’t really care about that, all I care about is the Halloween party happening this Saturday.” I explained. Not knowing my whole life would change after this Saturday. My friend Nancy said, “ Do you really think your parents are going to allow this? You literally have two F’s on your report card and all C’s. You probably won’t even go this Saturday!

“ Don’t worry they won’t mind!” I said in a calm voice.

I came home knowing that Nancy was right, my parents won’t take this well. “Lani Stacey Smith come down here.”

If my mom called me by my full name I knew I was in TROUBLE.

“Lani did you get your report card?”Mom asked. I knew she got my report card but it was worth a chance lying.

“ Umm yeah, I mean no.” I said.

“ Lani I don’t even want to hear it go to your room, YOUR GROUNDED.” Mum shouted.       

“ But mom, this is a big party and I don’t want to loose.”  I cried.   “Even if you weren’t grounded, who did you get permission from.” Said mum . I didn’t even want to argue with her because I had something in mind. I walked away after that and locked my self in my room. While my parents thought I was sleeping I was actually getting dressed.

I wore a cute clown outfit and put some makeup on. With all that makeup, I definitely look like a clown. I put a pillow under my blanket to look like I was sleeping. I snuck out the window quickly and also quietly. After I arrived at the party I saw Nancy, she was actually surprised that I came. I drunk so much, that I didn’t even know I passed out. I woke up in the woods not knowing my way back, I felt a shiver come down my spine. Walked to find my way out. I sobbed, I wish I listened to mum and dad. I thought mom and dad were looking for me but this girl the same age as me actually lived here, she spotted me and invited me in. She let me live here until someone found me and takes me home. 

6 years later I stayed with her and she was actually my best friend there. Until I heard police saying Lani, after all these years they are still looking for me. I was so happy and hugged mom. She said, “ Lani, you still look the same even though you are 21 years old? I am so glad to have you again. I sighed and said, “ Mom I’m sorry for what I said 6 years ago, I never knew I would be the same age.” Mom said, “ It’s ok, let’s go home, but who kidnapped you?”

Who kidnapped her? What do you think? Do you think it was the girl she was staying with?

The haunted high school

One night, a cleaner was cleaning. Suddenly he heard a scream. He didn’t mind then he heard another scream. He ran over to the head teacher’s office and saw her laying on the floor. He saw John and Julie her son and daughter standing next to her body. He told them “call an ambulance quick ,”as he put her on a sofa. 

5 hours later 

The ambulance arrived “we heard a strange sound then she fell to the floor”John and Julie said as they started to cry . Paramedics asked “what time did this happen ?” “3:30pm”John responded. Julie told the paramedics “she is still breathing but not signs of talking.” As they were waiting for news John whispered to Julie “what do you think happened to mum ?” Julie replied “I have no idea  but I hope it is not think to bad .”

The next morning 

“The ambulance left with mum.”John told Julie as they woke  up. “Oh no school starts in 1hour !” Julie shouted. We need to run home but it takes 1hour to get back home and 1 more hours to get back . Then we will be one hour later.” John said 

At the end of the day teacher meeting happened

If you haven’t heard teacher passed, and for this meeting today, we are going to talk about the new headteacher everyone has voted for… the cleaner.

The missing lasagne

One day, Tony decided to make a lasagne for when he came home from work so he made his lasagne took it out of the oven and left is on the side to cool down. Then he left for work, Tony works at this place called Bobbys burger place he works 7 hours so he left enough food for Phillip his dog. Tony’s work is near a park but he does not work Saturdays or Sundays so he can take Phillip on a walk to the park and takes him for a little run. 

When Tony finished work, he decided to take the long way home, he arrived at his home 5 minutes later then he usually would, but is took him a minute to find his house key because he multiple keys on his keychain.  Once he found his house key, he unlocked his door and saw  his dog Phillip had threw up in his bed  and Tony wondered why. So Tony walked over to were he left his lasagne and he saw that his lasagne was gone and wondered where it is! 

No one lived with Tony except Phillip his dog so he was questioning where it had gone, Phillip was a big dog so he can easily jump up and eat it from the counter.  So  Tony filled with fury stomped  over to Phillip and saw his lasagne all over his dogs face just then Phillip threw up again when he found out that Phillip ate his lasagne he was really annoyed and so he put Phillip in time out. 

So then Tony had a ham and cheese sandwich with a drink and went to bed. The morning he went to the shop with Phillip because it was a Saturday and Tony  wasn’t at work and locked Phillip outside the shop  and he bought the lasagne sheets, cheese, the sauce, mince meat and a drink then he went home with Phillip and made his lasagne but it took a while to cook but it finally cooked he dropped his lasagne all over the floor and Tony was really sad. So the next morning, he  went back to the shop and bought it again but this time he didn’t drop it Phillip didn’t eat it he left it in to long and it burnt so he went to bed hungry again. 

The next morning, Tony had to go too work and when he finished, he didn’t have any more money to buy the resources to make another lasagne  so Tony went too a cash machine to withdraw some money and when he  did he finally made his lasagne but just then, the phone rang and he didn’t want to leave his lasagne alone unattended so he took his lasagne with and picked up the phone and it was people telling him happy birthday as it was his birthday today and he finally got to eat his lasagne on his  birthday. 

The lost teddy by benjamin

                  The lost teddy…

For the 500 word competition

 

There was a girl named Nova she loved her teddy until she turned 10.

It was a great day because it was novas birthday and she was so exited for the surprise but something was wrong. She tried to figure out what was wrong and then she relied that her teddy was gone. She first looked were he always hid in the closet but nothing was found. She then looked where her mum or dad puts it. In the toy box but again it was not there. She was toasted like a marshmallow. She then looked in the garden where she plays tag or hide and seek. But again teddy was not there. Then she started crying because she thought that she lost teddy. She then stopped to find a towel so she can clean a spillage and then she continued searching for teddy. She tried looking in her bed or her mums bed. And still she can’t find teddy. She looked everywhere but STILL CANT FIND TEDDY. She got so sad and sad. Until… her mom came and said, ”I finished cleaning teddy”. She got so shocked that she gave mom a big squeeze   Then a unexpected thing happened… mum said, ”I have teddy all clean, ”she got so shocked and said, ”I’ve been looking for him for 5hours strait, ” and mum and Nova had a big old hug.

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