10.
Q, What is the fastest cake in the wold?
A, Scone!!!
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9.
Q, What does a baby computer call his father?
A, Data!
8.
Q, What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?
A,The guardians of the galaxy!
7.
Q, Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?
A, Because then it’ll be a foot!
6.
Q, A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
A, The doctors described his condition as stable.
5.
Q, I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
A, It’s something I could really see myself doing it.
4.
Q, Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A, He neverlands!
3.
Q, What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
A, One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later!
2.
Q, Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A, Because she kept running from the ball!
1.
Q, What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A, A waist of time!