Jokes

my name is Robbie

My name is Robbie and I am a ordinary kid, Ive been through hard times, but it’s over now, I’m okay. In my spare time I play rugby. All though I struggle at times, I carry on. I live with my Mum, Step Dad, My Sisters , My 2 cats; Romeo and Mercutio. I like to play video games with Harry and I told him this joke: some one stole my Xbox but my Mum tried to “console” me… get it? As you see i’m the class clown but some of my jokes are terrible. :,-( I play pvz garden warfere 2. Im not a fan of reading i miss reading but my aim is getting better.Normaly every year i go to Hunstanton for a holiday but i hope you all get to know you all

-Robbie

10 bad jokes. :)

10.

Q, What is the fastest cake in the wold?

A, Scone!!!

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9.

Q, What does a baby computer call his father?

A, Data!

8.

Q, What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

A,The guardians of the galaxy!

7.

Q, Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?

A, Because then it’ll be a foot!

6.

Q, A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.

A, The doctors described his condition as stable.

5.

Q, I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

A, It’s something I could really see myself doing it.

4.

Q, Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A, He neverlands!

3.

Q, What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

A, One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later!

2.

Q, Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

A, Because she kept running from the ball!

1.

Q, What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A, A waist of time!