Hello we are in Scotland, Brean Down castle where there has somehow occurred of holes in the ground, stay with us for more news.
Some say it was Bigfoot, (but which person quoted it?) some say it was a yeti but, how could it come from Antarctica! (Was it shipped?!) Some say it was Justin Bieber but if he actually came to Scotland it would’ve been said on our news programme ages ago.
Right now we are getting live footage of the culprit that did it, it’s not even human?! It’s….a dragon with a wizard hat and Bigfoot troll feet??