One boring night ever a man called bob was printing out some work and the dumb, useless, printer out a black hole on a peace of blank paper and sucked up a hot coffee and then bob had a bad idea and stole a snickers bar and munched on the tasty bar then had the riskiest idea and unlocked the door to the shiny safe that is full of majestic money to make him shower in money. He sellotaped the black hole to the safe and grabbed all the money that he could reach and he could see more at the back of the safe and put his hole body in and the black hole dropped  from the safe and bob suffocated to death until he got sent to hell for his poor actions and had to face the demon that lies in the hands of the body of bob.