MAN FINDS MYSTERIOUS RED ROPE ON MOUNTAIN!
Alex and Thomas reporting for World Wide News.
Yesterday, on a snowy hilltop, a puzzled man found a rope dangling down dangerously from the sky. Dwayne Lucas, 22, was walking up the massive mountain when he noticed the crimson rope. When Dwayne curiously tugged the rope it turned day into night! He pulled the rope several times but it got stuck in night, he then tugged it really hard and it came down on top of him! It appeared to have been plugged in to some sort of power source as there were ripped wires attached to the end of it. Dwayne was investigated by P.C Rodney Trotter, 39, and was charged £150 for damaging property. The owner of the red rope was Larry Cotter,47, and poor old Larry was charged £500 and 115 days in captivity for owning an unauthorised object. Builders are working on fixing the rope back in place so that it is out of the way. From now on, for safety reasons, you have to be given permission by the Police to tug the rope and anyone caught pulling it without permission will be prosecuted by guess who… P.C Rodney Trotter!
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