One day there was a man who was at a photocopier,he was photocopying paper then the photocopier stopped so he kicked it and on the paper there was a black hole on the paper he put his drink on the paper and his plastic cup fell through the paper so the man was confused so he tried to put his hand in the paper and his hand when straight through the paper and he grabbed his cup out of the black hole and he thought he could steal things so the man tried to put the paper on the vending machine and put his hand through the vending machine and he stole a snickers bar out of the vending machine and he thought he could money out from the safe and it didn’t go to plan he stole lots of money from the safe and he couldn’t get all the money and he went head first into the safe,which he was going through the black hole on the paper but he went too far into the black hole and he got stuck in the safe and he couldn’t breath so he suffocated and he died but he came back to life on the moon a load of aliens rescued him and brought him back to life and from that day he got stuck in the safe and suffocated he now lived on the moon and was friends with aliens,he was happy that he lived on the moon so he couldn’t get in trouble and he can’t get fired and the only way to get back to earth the aliens had to give him one of there UFO’s and he can go back to his own planet but he decided to stay with the aliens because he thought he will get in trouble and get sent into jail . He didn’t need a spacesuit because he lived there and he died in the safe and he got brought back to life by the aliens soon there was an asteroid coming to hit the moon so everybody would die from it the man had to make his decision stay on the moon and die or go back to earth and get put in jail for 10 years its up to him now but he decided to fly to another planet called Pluto he flew as the speed of lite and the man was never seen again THE END….