my mum dad said we are going to live on a boat because we are going around the world. I am a  bit scared because we might run out of food and water  and money. I will make lots of friends . I will miss  my brothers and my  x box  one s I wont get a lot of sleep. I am happy about no school.

by shayne

 

 

10.

Q, What is the fastest cake in the wold?

A, Scone!!!

( from now on they are from Good Bad Jokes https://www.goodbadjokes.com )

9.

Q, What does a baby computer call his father?

A, Data!

8.

Q, What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

A,The guardians of the galaxy!

7.

Q, Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?

A, Because then it’ll be a foot!

6.

Q, A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.

A, The doctors described his condition as stable.

5.

Q, I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

A, It’s something I could really see myself doing it.

4.

Q, Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A, He neverlands!

3.

Q, What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

A, One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later!

2.

Q, Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

A, Because she kept running from the ball!

1.

Q, What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A, A waist of time!

Creeping slowly back into the dimly-lit bedchamber, Macbeth returns holding the bloody steel-metal daggers in his trembling hands,which were covered in all the gore from King Duncan’s body.

“What are you doing!?” shouted Lady Macbeth, while ferociously waving her hands in the air.

“W…wh…what do you…”

“What…what do I mean, what are you doing holding the bloody daggers?!” screamed Lady Macbeth.

“Go and put them back just like we had planned!”

“Go back, GO BACK? no, no, no, there is no way that I will let myself return there!”

Macbeth was really starting to worry about his wife’s  bad plan.His worried heart pounded like an enormous drum and was about to rip out of his armored chest.

“Just get out!!!”

“No no no!”

“You coward,if you cant follow a simple plan, then I will!”

Macbeth froze.He knew that if someone noticed her, they would be in serious trouble. Lady Macbeth snatched the crimson- bloody daggers and angrily stomped out of the bedchamber with her face as angry and as red as beetroot.

Sitting there and waiting, Macbeth couldn’t believe it.He was a brave and solid soldier and couldn’t do a simple deed. He was angry. Really angry. At himself.Although he killed lots of people at war, he knew that this was different. Very different.Nervous, anxious ,scared, Macbeth sat their waiting and trembling on the side of the bed.He could hear the silence of the late night haunting him with his deadly thoughts…

I hope that you have enjoyed reading my little Macbeth story!

 

1.

Pokemon GO released in August to the UK and was a hit within a week with over 500 million downloads on Google Play alone and broke the Apple Store records of downloads in one week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. The iPhone 7’s release was one of the hugest

The Story of Macbeth!

---

Scotland has been at war for ages now (between Norway and Scotland) and Macbeth has served the Scottish army well, Macbeth was then told by a very evil and ugly witch, infact it was three witches all as terrible as eachother, that he would be the great Thane of Cawdor and a day later, he was and he started to believe the three terrible witches’ words! Lady Macbeth did like what that said (ALOT) and so she planned to murder the pleasant and corteous King of the land (Duncan) to make her and her husband, Macbeth, King quicker… 😈

mum and dad speeking

yo kids were are going away from home we don’t care about your school you will have a better experience out a sea you will see more animals out at sea because your school don’t take around the country enough and the teachers will stop nagging at you and.The first place will visit is the Carabian and we will stop for your favorite meal so you can get your taste buds back into the other country’s food.

Michael speeking

I feel very happy and sad the reason for happy is because I will get to discover other country’s and have fun and the bad reason is because I will have to spend lots of time with my mum and dad but it is a sort of good and bad because you will get to catch up what they wanted to tell you all week and the bad reason you will get mad at each other and there won’t be any were to have a alone time. 

 

 

Day 1: I went home and I did my make up

Day 2 : I face timed Chloe [ ALL DAY]

Day 3:  I did my weekly shop and then face timed Chloe for the rest of the day[it was Christmas eve]

Day 4: CHRISTMS DAY I OPENED ALL MY PRESENTS AND FACE TIMED CHLOE .

Day 5: I face timed Chloe and I was really upset because Christmas was gone until next year.

Day 6: I went shopping for makeup and when I got home …… GUESS WHAT!!!!!…. I FACE TIMED CHLOE .

Day 7: I text lolly and I also Face timed Chloe ;

Three witches came and said when shall we meet again and told Macbeth three things he will become fame of cordor ,and that he will become king and then a man in a horse came and he replied to Macbeth you are requested by the kind that your the fame of cordor . Later that day Macbeth wrote a letter to his wife and his wife said we need to kill the king 👑. We will kill the king at midnight Macbeth saw a danger in front of him so he killed the king 👑.

when shall we 3 meet again rain,hail,thunder..                                          When the battle is  won and  lost  Macbeth will be the one..                           Dear Macbeth you are going be king Banquet children will be king to..         Born woman will not hurm you..        

There are three witches what are in the forest waiting for Macbeth’s arrival , finally after a hard day battling Macbeth and Banquo  past the forest and three  witches say ” You will be thane of Cawdor and you will be the king of Scotland and for Banquo your sons will become kings as well.” Malcolm came riding through the woods with the medal for Macbeth saying “You will be the new thane of Cawdor,King Duncan will  be  arriving at your house to night for a banquet to celebrate.” For all of this news Macbeth wrote a letter to tell Lady Macbeth about everything , whilst she  is reading it  Macbeth is riding on his horse to tell  his wife about the predictions from the witches.When Macbeth got home his wife was very happy with the news but she wanted Macbeth to kill King Duncan so he can become king and rule Scotland,the night arrived and king Duncan was sleeping in his chamber and Macbeth went into action but Lady Macbeth was ashamed because Macbeth brought the blood all down the stairs . after King Duncan Death Macbeth became king of Scotland and Lady Macbeth was killed on  a  very dangerous occasion . Malcolm and Mac duff wanted to kill Macbeth and they did

 

The end